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  1. Must germinate within decent tato citizen
  2. Must involve tato
  3. More rules that I forget now....

Tato Poetry

TATO LIMERICK

Submitted by TookyKuba

Monday, August 25th, 2025

A curly fried tato madame
Was served with a platter of ham
She cried, "don't forget me!"
The pork said, "regret me!"
(The food poisoning wasn't planned)

Tato Miscellany

BONE & FRY: BAND SHIRTS...MERCH TABLE OPENS AT 8, SHOW AT 9:30

Submitted by Sleepy Doggo

Friday, October 17th, 2025

two images...on the left, the logo for the mighty metal band, Bone & Fry, is emblazoned across a t-shirt that hangs off of a model's shoulder, on the right, the back of the shirt lists the 9 tracks from the band's hit debut album. the phrases 'Band Shirts' and 'Front & Back' are written below the first image, and above the second, respectively

FLYING RAINBOW TATO WITH STICKERS

Submitted by Sleepy Doggo

Sunday, September 20th, 2025

a drawing of a tato, festooned with stickers in the shapes of: a book, a bee, a butterfly, two yellow five-pointed stars, and a brachiosaurus. these are the types of stickers with which you would adorn a sturdy waterbottle brought on a dayhike or a late night study session at the library. the tato is suspended in space. it soars over its ancestral livery: fifteen parallel lines in varying pastels, atop a white field. the brachiosaur looks over its shoulder; is it expectantly scanning the horizon for the foliage it so craves...or surveilling the allosaurus sticker that pursues it from the dark side of the tato?

BONE & FRY: HEAVY METAL TATO BAND POSTER AND ALBUM

Submitted by Sleepy Doggo

Sunday, September 14th, 2025

a poster for the heavy metal tato band, Bone & Fry, depicting a glowering skull with a mess of fries springing from its mouth and potatoes stuck in its decrepit eye sockets, foregrounded over a red hot flame. the band name is printed above the skull, and above that, XX-XX-XXXX for the show date...because time no longer matters once you're a skeleton cover art for the heavy metal tato band Bone & Fry's platinum-selling album 'Just Add Ketchup,' depicting the band's iconic logo above the title and a track listing. the songs listed are: '1. One Superior Spud', '2. Half Baked', '3. Don't Call Me Sweet', '4.Flour Dusted', '5. Rooted To Rot', '6. What Happened To Yesterday? (Think I Got Smashed)', '7. Waltz of the Rutabaga', '8. Gone To Seed', '8. Etreit Merge PR #19', '9. Sprout Me'

TATO SEARCH RESULTS

Submitted by Micah

Thursday, August 28th, 2025

The first google images result and ddg images result that actually relate to 🥔 s when I google tato. Everything else is just tattoos. COME ON SEARCH ENGINES, GET YOUR 💩 TOGETHER!
a luxurious spread of golden tater tots sit atop a plated, white napkin, delicately speckled w oil spots and fry crumbs, next to a small ramekin of perfectly swirled, fire engine red ketchup a yellow bag of snack food on a white background, bulging obstreporously as images of thickly sliced medallions of potato and julienned french fry pieces cascade in the background. the words 'Tato Tato' are printed in a squarish, stylized font, in black lettering over a white background. a sumptuous and juicy bowl of tteokbokki rests in the lower left corner, like cantilevers awaiting installation.

Also found: Association of Tour Operators as first DDG result and Tato | Run Massive IT Projects On Time and On Budget as the first Google result.

Based Fallout wiki: tato is a 🥔 🍅 hybrid (looks more tomato-y to me though)

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