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TATO LIMERICK

Submitted by TookyKuba

Monday, August 25th, 2025

A curly fried tato madame
Was served with a platter of ham
She cried, "don't forget me!"
The pork said, "regret me!"
(The food poisoning wasn't planned)

TATO SEARCH RESULTS

Submitted by Micah

Thursday, August 28th, 2025

The first google images result and ddg images result that actually relate to 🥔 s when I google tato. Everything else is just tattoos. COME ON SEARCH ENGINES, GET YOUR 💩 TOGETHER!
a luxurious spread of golden tater tots sit atop a plated, white napkin, delicately speckled w oil spots and fry crumbs, next to a small ramekin of perfectly swirled, fire engine red ketchup a yellow bag of snack food on a white background, bulging obstreporously as images of thickly sliced medallions of potato and julienned french fry pieces cascade in the background. the words 'Tato Tato' are printed in a squarish, stylized font, in black lettering over a white background. a sumptuous and juicy bowl of tteokbokki rests in the lower left corner, like cantilevers awaiting installation.

Also found: Association of Tour Operators as first DDG result and Tato | Run Massive IT Projects On Time and On Budget as the first Google result.

Based Fallout wiki: tato is a 🥔 🍅 hybrid (looks more tomato-y to me though)